On two occasions in the last two weeks someone has told me that one of my SEO competitors is “guaranteeing” 1st page placement or they will give them their SEO investment money back.
I have dismissed it, poo-poo’d it or avoided it, because it is such a ridiculous idea-NOT because I think it has any legitimacy. It is a tool used by companies who have inexperienced “Internet Marketing Consultants” who have to have a gimmick to entice businesses to spend money with them. I have heard of other companies providing ”bogus” clicks that they were driving to their customer’s website as part of a “guarantee.” Since then, any time I hear the word “guarantee” and search engine marketing in the same breath I assume 2 things:
1-The guarantee is only that the guarantors will not fail to meet the terms and conditions of their guarantee.
2-It could be interpreted as “bogus” by an educated observer.
What is bogus?
bo·gus
–adjective 1. not genuine; counterfeit; spurious; sham.
Here are the details of Network Solutions guarantee, taken from their website:
It is boldly titled:
“Top 10 Search Results Guarantee”
Part one is reasonable:
“Any Web site that is all Flash, contains frames/layers or adult content is not eligible for the guarantee. Guarantees may be voided for, among other reasons, Web sites that have downtime for one day or more, Web sites that have been altered after they have been optimized by Network Solutions, Web sites that are cloned, or that do not use 301 for redirects.”
This might be considered Reasonable:
“If customers do not respond to communications from Network Solutions for more than 60 days, the optimization project may be considered “abandoned” and payment will be surrendered in full.”
This is where it gets fishy:
“For optimization packages (”Top 10 Search Results service”), Network Solutions guarantees a minimum number of top ten listings in one or more of 12 search engines within 10 months from completion date. Most engines will index your site in about three (3) months, but it takes time to gain the popularity and ranking needed to compete using competitive phrases. Network Solutions will only submit keywords to search engines in the United States. The search engines included are: AOL®, AlltheWeb®, AltaVista™, Ask.com ® (formerly known as AskJeeves.com®), Google®, Hotbot®, Looksmart®, Lycos®, MSN®, Netscape®, and Yahoo!®. The minimum number of top ten listings guaranteed is 5 for the 20 keyword phrase package, 10 for the 30 keyword phrase package and 20 for the 50 keyword phrase package. There is no guarantee for the 10 keyword package. The guarantee is a full money back guarantee, subject to these and the other terms and conditions of our Services Agreement, provided at the 10 month mark from date of completion if results are not obtained.”
Why is this fishy?
In the best case scenario you will get 20 keywords out of 50 in the top 10 search results. That sounds reasonable, right? 40% of YOUR keywords in the top 10 of the search engines?
Not so fast-it is 20 placements out of 12 search engines. Not so fast-it is 20 placements out of 12 search engines. This means only 20 keywords out of 6oo opportunities have to be on the first page of a search engine. That is only 3.3% of your keywords. It could be your lowest 2 (least competitive) out your 50 keywords on the first page of each search engine to meet their guarantee-and they have 10 months to do it!
Like many performance statistics in the business world, you are likely to get 80% of your performance results from the top 20% of your performers, and 90% from your top 10%. Target keywords are no exception.
You would likely get 90% of the traffic to your site from your top 10% most searched keywords if you were ranked number one for each of your keywords.
The point is that you have NO guarantee of an even moderately successful campaign from this example of a “guarantee”.
(back to the guarantee)
This is Reasonable:
”In no event will Network Solutions be liable to you for any lost profits, lost savings, or other incidental or consequential damages arising from the optimizations services provided.
This service(s) does not guarantee any sales or traffic to your Web site. Traffic and sales depend upon the demand for your particular product or service, the design and layout of your Web site, and many other factors that are beyond the control of Network Solutions.
This is Reasonable, but a cost that a good SEO specialist could include as part of your investment…
“Network Solutions services do not include the paid submission fees that some engines charge for inclusion. Network Solutions is not affiliated with these submission services in any way. You may opt to pay these fees directly to the search engine for inclusion. Additional fees may apply for changes, modifications, updates, and optimization alterations that exceed the scope of these optimization services.”
So is this a “bogus” guarantee? Based on my analysis and these dictionary.com definitions, well, I will leave that up to you to decide…
bo·gus
–adjective 1. not genuine; counterfeit; spurious; sham.
coun·ter·feit
–adjective 1. made in imitation so as to be passed off fraudulently or deceptively as genuine; not genuine; forged: counterfeit dollar bills.
spu·ri·ous
–adjective 1. not genuine, authentic, or true; not from the claimed, pretended,or proper source; counterfeit
sham
–noun 1. something that is not what it purports to be; a spurious imitation; fraud or hoax.
coun·ter·feit
–adjective 1. made in imitation so as to be passed off fraudulently or deceptively as genuine; not genuine; forged: counterfeit dollar bills.
Here is the guarantee without my interjections…
“Top 10 Search Results Guarantee
Any Web site that is all Flash, contains frames/layers or adult content is not eligible for the guarantee. Guarantees may be voided for, among other reasons, Web sites that have downtime for one day or more, Web sites that have been altered after they have been optimized by Network Solutions, Web sites that are cloned, or that do not use 301 for redirects.
If customers do not respond to communications from Network Solutions for more than 60 days, the optimization project may be considered “abandoned” and payment will be surrendered in full.
For optimization packages (”Top 10 Search Results service”), Network Solutions guarantees a minimum number of top ten listings in one or more of 12 search engines within 10 months from completion date. Most engines will index your site in about three (3) months, but it takes time to gain the popularity and ranking needed to compete using competitive phrases. Network Solutions will only submit keywords to search engines in the United States. The search engines included are: AOL®, AlltheWeb®, AltaVista™, Ask.com ® (formerly known as AskJeeves.com®), Google®, Hotbot®, Looksmart®, Lycos®, MSN®, Netscape®, and Yahoo!®. The minimum number of top ten listings guaranteed is 5 for the 20 keyword phrase package, 10 for the 30 keyword phrase package and 20 for the 50 keyword phrase package. There is no guarantee for the 10 keyword package. The guarantee is a full money back guarantee, subject to these and the other terms and conditions of our Services Agreement, provided at the 10 month mark from date of completion if results are not obtained. In no event will Network Solutions be liable to you for any lost profits, lost savings, or other incidental or consequential damages arising from the optimizations services provided.
This service(s) does not guarantee any sales or traffic to your Web site. Traffic and sales depend upon the demand for your particular product or service, the design and layout of your Web site, and many other factors that are beyond the control of Network Solutions.
Network Solutions services do not include the paid submission fees that some engines charge for inclusion. Network Solutions is not affiliated with these submission services in any way. You may opt to pay these fees directly to the search engine for inclusion. Additional fees may apply for changes, modifications, updates, and optimization alterations that exceed the scope of these optimization services.”